Let’s pack that punch with Kino Der Totens Pack-A-Punch machine. The Pack-A-Punch machine turns your ordinary gun into something greater! You can turn your dumb ol’ Thunder Gun into the almighty Zeus cannon (Shipping and handling included.) In all, it’s a 2 million dollar deal; Wonder Waffled into only 5000 points! But wait! There’s more! It can refill and double your storage amount for no extra cost! That’s right! No extra cost! So come on down to the theater of the dead for your ultimate weapon! You’ll need to link the two teleporters by turning on the power then holding X while you’re in it. For more info call 1-800-PACKTHATPUNCH. If you have a history of seizure or epilepsy, please consult Dr. Richtofen before teleporting. (Product may vary if you’re a zombie.)